I HAVE IT!!! I HAVE IT OH GOD X_X FEVER AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING!!! OF COURSE IT CAN'T BE A REGULAR FLU BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE REGULAR FLU NOW THAT HUMANITY WILL NOW BE WIPED OUT DUE TO SWINES~!

I've got regular good old flu, and i've had EVERYONE ask me, 'oh! Is it swine flu?!' 'OMG Are you dying?!'

AHA. No, I'm not dying, you usually wish you were when you're sick but oh no, I just want to get back to work.

I'm not really worried, I mean, the worry is always there when a globe seems to fall into crisis, but heck, i've got a job to do xD; and it doesn't seem to have reached the whole zombie apocolypse type time yet. Eh.

I'll rug myself up, cover my mouth when I sneeze and cough, and I really want to get some of those masks but then I think people will give me weird looks on the train and bus... and handy dandy DETOL HAND DISSINFECTANT!

Hell, I work in the hospitality industry, we wash our hands ever 57 seconds anyway.